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Running a stop sign results in multiple police-ordered anal probes

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Good times in New Mexico, courtesy a police department high on the war on drugs:

Eckert's attorney, Shannon Kennedy, said in an interview with KOB that after law enforcement asked him to step out of the vehicle, he appeared to be clenching his buttocks. Law enforcement thought that was probable cause to suspect that Eckert was hiding narcotics in his anal cavity. While officers detained Eckert, they secured a search warrant from a judge that allowed for an anal cavity search.

The lawsuit claims that Deming Police tried taking Eckert to an emergency room in Deming, but a doctor there refused to perform the anal cavity search citing it was "unethical."

But physicians at the Gila Regional Medical Center in Silver City agreed to perform the procedure and a few hours later, Eckert was admitted.

While there...

1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Don't Appear to Be Clenching Your Buttocks When Pulled Over For Not Coming to a Complete Stop or Be Tortured by Doctors: America, This is Your War on Drugs








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mithrandr12345
3824 days ago
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This is idiotic.
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jhitze
3825 days ago
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How in the hell did anyone think this was a good idea?
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VIDEO: NY bus driver stops girl jumping

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Newly released footage shows a bus driver in New York state New York bus driver stopping a girl from attempting to jump from a bridge over a motorway.
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mithrandr12345
3830 days ago
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People care still.
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Andi_Mohr
3830 days ago
Strong Bad = Mithrandir??!! There needs to be a sbemail called 'Wizard'.
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Letter to the person who shamed a mother using food stamps to buy groceries

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"This is an apology to the lady behind me in line at Cub Foods in Edina on a recent Sunday night. This is also a reminder to me and to others who have ever slipped into believing that we are just a little better than others we encounter." Read: "Shamed in Edina for using food stamps," in the Star Tribune. [HT: @ClaraJeffery]
    






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Space Oddity, by Commander Chris Hadfield

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I'm floating in a most peculiar way.

    


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mithrandr12345
4002 days ago
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This is awesome.
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jamesepain
4001 days ago
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This guy is exactly what NASA and CSA needed. A guy who appeals to the masses through social media. Bravo to him.
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bsag
4002 days ago
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Wow. This is absolutely brilliant. Imagine actually sitting in front of a window showing you the Earth from space while singing "Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing left to do."

If that was me, I'd be blubbing when I got a few bars in, but Commander Hadfield is obviously made of sterner stuff. And has a very nice singing voice, actually.